Finding ourselves lost in the town of Wendelstein and nature calling, the Major, using great improvisational skills found an Oompah band playing nearby and asked them in his best German -' Vere iz de toileten?' We soon found ourselves being chased through the narrow streets by a furious band. I dare say the lederhosen must have caused them terrible chaffing. Having finally shaken off the Oompah Band, (the Tuba player collapsed from exhaustion), we stopped once agin for directions. This time we stopped a passing priest, the Majors language skills came to the fore once more - 'Vere iz de toileten?'. The priest looking rather perplexed replied 'Half past two' in almost perfect english.
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