Belgians are just Frenchmen pretending to be German. I wish they'd make more effort when learning the Kings English. One particular fellow, Arnaud had resided in the Congo for many years and had gone quite native and, as the Major remarked, quite mad as well. The final straw came when he cannibalized his wife following a minor tiff over what hat to wear to the Belgian Ladies Butterfly Club. They only found her hat and about twenty Butterflies. A tragedy as the club closed soon thereafter, although I must say Arnauds wife did have the most annoying laugh. As for Arnaud he was rumoured to have fled into the highlands where he was last seen wrestling with Gorillas. The butterflies were collected by the Major and presented to the Natural History Museum in London and put on display during a special exhibition named 'Great British Discoveries'.
The Society for Gentlemen Explorers follows the trials and tribulations of two unique individuals who travel the length and breadth of the British Empire throwing caution to the wind and riding roughshod over culture and convention. With their own unique brand of British eccentricity 'The Colonel' and his long sufferring companion 'The Major' show us what being British is really all about.
Follow the Colonel and the Major
The Colonel wants to know if you are 'keeping up the rear'
If so, follow this blog and let everyone in the Empire know the good news.
Comments and suggestions are also welcome.
(Click on the follow logo you bloody fool)
If so, follow this blog and let everyone in the Empire know the good news.
Comments and suggestions are also welcome.
(Click on the follow logo you bloody fool)