Having mastered the basics of Kung Fu I knew what the fellow was about, his bowing with both hands clasped did not fool me. I immediately set about him delivering several swift kicks to his groin and a chop to the neck whilst screaming 'Hiyah' as I had been taught.
Satisfied that I had incapacitated the fellow I left for refreshments feeling very happy with myself.
The British High Commission did not share my feelings and I was ordered to apologise to the head monk of the Buddhist monastry whom I had assaulted.
The Colonel
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