Having heavily invested in an American company I was forced to travel to United States of America and address the issue of my missing funds. I found Mr Lehmann, my business partner, standing on a ledge outside his Wall Street Office. I said the only thing that came to mind 'Hello old chap, nice view from up here' upon which, Lehmann turned to look at me, slipped and fell to his death. The next time I invest in America I will choose a partner who has an office on the ground floor.
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