Arriving early at his quarters after a night on the town with the local ladies, mostly wives of other officers, the Major found himself in a bit of a predicament. Having no key to his office and quarters he had no means of getting in. With great presence of mind he summoned several of the Pygmy porters and formed a human pyramid of which he was the summit. This position allowed him to access an open window to the office.....unfortunately this was not his office, not even the right building. It was infact the quarters of the Sergeant Major, a gruff fellow, who was rather disagreable about the whole matter, beating the Major to a pulp and re-expediting him back out of the window he had originally entered....
The Colonel
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