Old Peachy was very drunk he threw his porter off a bridge. Typical peachy that....
Peachy shot the cha wallah by mistake, his wife however was intentional after he caught her with Old Biffo from the Lanciers.
He was eventually trampled by an elephant, we couldn't find a stretcher wide enougth for his body I heard they posted him home to blighty.
The Colonel
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